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More trouble for Tomkat
"Homewrecker" can now be added to the list of names the media has been calling Tom Cruise .
According to MSNBC.com, Katie Holmes ' family is extremely upset that the couch-jumping, fist-pumping actor has sullied the reputation of their little Catholic princess.
Martin Holmes, Katie's father, is livid that his daughter will be partaking in a shotgun wedding and even more furious that Tom has been converting Katie to Scientology.
This will make for some very tense holiday get-togethers. It's been reported that after Mr. Holmes scolded his daughter for getting herself knocked up, he then turned to Tom and said, "You're no good."
Mr. Holmes also has advised the couple that they best be getting married in a jiffy.
But maybe it's not too late for Katie Holmes. If her parents could possibly snatch her back from the deadly grips of Scientology, maybe they could send Katie on "vacation" to a small farm in Washington state, where she can have her baby and a nice missionary couple can adopt it.
Then Katie can come back to the public and blame the whole episode on water-weight gain and post-traumatic stress after her role in "Batman Begins."
Vaughniston is no BrangelinaAfter several weeks of denying that they were romantically linked, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn --Vaughniston, if you will--have been photographed in public, hugging and kissing and the like.
Of course, reps for the couple have refused to comment on the couple's status, which means that the pictures depict the truth.
So what do we make of this scenario? It obviously isn't true blue love like Brangelina; this is a more awkward and contrived union.
It's as if Jennifer is trying to say, "Look, Brad, someone still wants me!"
And as witty and charming as Vaughn can be, he's not exactly first choice for a revenge tryst. Jude Law would be a better one.
Actually, since older women and younger guys are very "in" in Hollywood these days, Jen ought to be calling dibs on young Harry Potter .
No longer a 'material girl'?Critics are reeling over a recent quote from Madonna : People "are going to go to hell, if they don't turn from their wicked behavior."
According to the New York Daily News, a lot of folks are having a hard time accepting Madge's lines in an upcoming film in which she spews monologues about how bad humans are for being materialistic.
Apparently, the path to righteousness is promiscuity, burning crosses and repeated expletives on David Letterman .
I know that Kabbalah has changed Madonna and now she's better than the rest of us thanks to her magical red string, but lest she forget, her vulgarity is what endeared her to our hearts in the first place.
It's easy to chastise the rest of the world about materialism as you sit in one of your three mansions and wax morals over a gourmet dinner while nannies bathe, dress and love your children for you. But don't diss the people who stood by you through Sean Penn and "Swept Away."
Olsens on both coastsSadly, the East Coast has lost the war over Mary-Kate Olsen . The tiny twin is leaving NYU to concentrate on running her multibillion-dollar corporation and fading into obscurity as her sister Ashley lives a normal collegiate life.
Side note: This is a recent excerpt from one of AO's lectures:
TA guy: "There are different types of pains, some of which go all the way to the brain and others that only go to the spinal cord."
Ashley Olsen: "So, do, like, emotional pains go to the brain?"
Oh, Ashley, there is no such thing as a stupid question except that one. Maybe it's a good thing your sister MK left to help run the company.
BASSEY ETIM-EDET is a student at George Mason University.
