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Suppose the world has already ended. Suppose the end to the old world occurred at midnight while we were sleeping and we have just been transported into a parallel universe. Maybe the old part of our lives was just a dream and now suddenly we have been thrust into reality!
Well, the day is slowly passing and nothing has happened yet. Maybe Nostradamus and the Mayans were wrong. Durn! Now I'm going to have to go out and buy Christmas presents.
But wait! Oh, no! I'm now at the diner and that cute little waitress has turned into an ugly old woman! My goodness! I am in a parallel universe!
You know what that means? The Earth's poles reversed while we were sleeping and today everything is backwards!
That's right! Today all the conservative Republicans woke up and discovered that they are now liberal Democrats!
You think the History Channel is in trouble! Fox News is gonna croak!
One last thing: If someone tries to sell you black hole insurance today, don't get sucked in.