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Holiday decorations: Unintentionally funny

Date published: 12/12/2013

Holiday decorations: Unintentionally funny

I did not believe it could become worse, but I was mistaken. It is that time of year again when the artistically challenged decorate their yards with large balloons in an attempt to celebrate Christmas. This year Santa on a Harley, the three giant M&Ms and the purple penguin are being accompanied by a giant group of Avengers, a green dinosaur and a NASCAR vehicle full of Santas, just to mention a few.

The best part, though, is during the day when they are all deflated, making the yards appear to be strewn with giant used condoms. I can hardly keep from bursting into Christmas carols upon viewing.

Gene Nordgren